what's the weirdest food you've ever eaten?
haha... I doubt anybody have eaten more weird stuff then me... not that I'm doing it for competition or anything, I just really like eating weird stuff....
I have a few things that I really want to eat/do before I leave this world, (or am unable to eat for that matter)
1) Go to Japan, beg a little homely fishing boat to bring me out to sea and catch live stuffs to eat on board!
imagine : A strange looking rockfish appears in the net, sea urchins by the dozen, and who can ever say no to a squirming tako! *yum* Oh.. I seriously want to try puffer fish too. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. heez.
priority rating : 5/5
2) Go to Japan, trail all the villages till I find this particular oyster shop next to the sea, ran by a group of local fisherman that has UNLIMITED fresh oysters, prepared in ANY way you want! Grilled, stewed, sauteed, fried, FRESH, whateverhow you want it done!
priority rating : 6/5
3) Go to Japan, and try out whale meat. lol. I know I'm going to get flamed pronto for this, but I really REALLY want to try out how it tastes like.... I heard it tastes like steak... haha.. There's even whale curry in Japan!
(author's note : The author doesn't really care about Japanese whaling, I always believe that when one species is wiped out, another replaces it. Moreover, extinction is never really permanent in the ocean, and its proven. *grins ` ~ ducks a poison dart*)
priority rating : 3/5
4) Go to Thailand, and eat crazy stuffs like baked scorpions, fried tarantulas etc, of course in their famous fantastic chilli sauces and curries
priority rating : 4/5
5) Go to Mongolia, eat grilled horse meat, drink horse milk, eat horse pot! (horse pot is actually a huge pot, with various portions of horse inside, happily stewing in the middle of a Yurt, with lots of spices and veggies!)
priority rating : 3/5
6) Go to India, *damm I forgot the name of that place*, to eat the world's most hottest chilli, on the scale of 800,000 chilli power!
(authors' note : btw, Bird's Eye Chilli, aka Chilli Padi is only about 250,000 on the capsein scale only)
priority rating : 1/5 ~ Fiery deaths are optional yah?
7) Go to a wild game shop in Brazil or Africa and stuff myself silly, stay in the local province for a month, and go there everyday to try out the wild stuff! Maybe Monday would be Zebra curry, Tuesday would be Snake broth, Wednesday would be Bear stew, Thursday would be fried Crocodile, Friday would be Peacock reduction.... you get it.. haha..
priority rating : 4/5
wEE~~ I want to eat so many stuffs! I think I've exhausted almost every single weird food that is available in Singapore already.... serious... I doubt anybody can name me anything in Singapore that I havn't eaten before...
zZz.... =/
heh...
I love food...
If I ever open a restaurant next time, it'll be a gourmet spread of the most exotic food that the island's history have to offer!
haha... I think that would be quite cool, I'll write a blog entry on the weirdest food I've ever eaten... It might blow the minds of many Singaporeans who think that such foods ever exist in Singapore even!
=)
sigh... on a heavier note.. its Chinese New Year..
right. I'm supposed to be happy and cheerful yah? But its one thing to go around wishing everybody "Zhi Sun Man Tang" (may your offspring fill the entire hall), and having people ask you stuff like, "got girlfriend already not?", "when you going to give grandma great grandchildren?" or "you're going to have wings to fly soon right?"
its not just stressful, its oppressive... yikes.
maybe thats why I'm always so quiet during these massive gatherings...
Then there's the extendedly long period with my brothers... somehow, I don't really click with my brothers anymore....
We don't have anymore common topic to talk about, not girls, not DoTA, not Bleach, and definately not JAPANESE.
its so fucking pissifying when they go around talking in Japanese to each other in front of me. It not only makes me feel like an utter retard, it makes me feel like I'm getting constantly insulted. Especially when they swear in Japanese, (i.e. "Andrew wa ***** no hiroi des) ...
like bloody fuck? How many vulgarities can I retort back in Japanese? I can swear a million vulgarities in Hokkian, but he understands, so he can retort back! ~ of course in Japanese.
Somehow, the Japanese language has created a terrible rift between us that I cannot help but start disliking the usage of it.
So what if you know a third language?
So what if you know how to use it fluently?
So what if you know japanese culture inside out?
Its understandable if you want to "practice" it, but to use it so constantly in front of people who DO NOT understand it, like my mum and I, is utterly rude and obscene!...
I don't speak in Chinese in front of my Indian and Malay friends, nor do I use dialect with friends who don't understand them!
BAH.
Zzzz
sigh...
*happy new year darling, I hope you're having a better new year then me, its my wish this year that we'll keep the fire of love burning bright till twilight...
I love you! *hugs tight*
If you're tired, I'll carry you...
If you're sad, I'll tickle you....
If you're moody, I'll hug you...
If you're lonely, I'll be by your side... Coz you are my one and only, you're my love...
* ~ Andrew loves Alvin ~ *
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